December 2008
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Cat puked all over puffy chair/ottoman. Hubby: “You can have pets or nice furniture, but not both.” Truer words were never spoken.
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The Answer is “Penwas”
via Weird Nursing Tales by Tex on 12/28/08 The question: What do you call a penis after the patient violently yanks out their 18 french foley?
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How to make your own ringtones in iTunes →
WITHIN iTunes. Easier than using Garageband and dragging tracks in and out of iTunes.
Feeling virtuous for gaining a mere 2 lbs from holiday gluttony.
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Chart farts →
Good medical humor. My favorite chart notation is “I follow him for his paranoia.”
Ways to rock and be rocked by Twitter →
Excellent post on Twitter.
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QoTD: "Tis better to be silent and be thought a...
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Pit bull and dachsund
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2bestrong: If you don't think one individual can... →
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Those are pistachio nuts? There must be a lot of pistachios walking around with...
– My dad, r/t Christmas presents
This adorable dog just killed a poor possum :(
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mittense: An idealistic cynic must live in a... →
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GiggleMed: From a hospital chart: "Social History:... →
When your life is your deathbed →
Sad but true reminder of the “glamor” of alcoholism and drug abuse…
AppStore Draws the Line at Boobs
This is just discriminatory! AppStore Draws the Line at Boobs via Cult of Mac by Lonnie Lazar on 12/23/08 57 Varieties of Fart-oriented applications are approval worthy in the eyes of the inscrutable AppStore gatekeepers. But iBoobs, a demo of which can be seen above, apparently violates a threshold of taste beyond which Apple is unwilling to go. It’s nice to know there is a standard one...
Finally...someone noticed!
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AccuWeather Launches iPhone App →
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This is a really cool app.
AccuWeather.com has introduced a location-aware iPhone app that offers weather forecasts, alarms, and access to various health indices.
Among…
Geek2Nurse: In my sleep-deprived state, I looked... →
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scottsimpson: Relationship Tip: when fighting,... →
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Salad days
I’ve been lying around and reading a shitload of hilarious books (all chick lit of the offensive variety, eg, Chelsea Handler). This morning I took a really hot shower on account of it’s 3 degrees outside and this is the only way to become truly warm (screw the water shortage and the gallons of lotion I have to slather myself with to counteract the hot water) and then put my pajamas...
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The solution to any problem is to get a bigger problem.
– Overheard
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hotdogsladies: Lot of people say "Not a problem"... →
How To: Re-Enable Jailbreak/Unlock for Mac OS X... →
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I had faith that a quick fix would be forthcoming.
So you say you updated to the latest Mac OS X 10.5.6 and wanted to jailbreak or unlock. Well the update severely…
Classy patient’s his history - “I had a stone in my prostrate, all the piss backed up to my kidneys, & I needed to have a Folio for months.”
Best email of the week →
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Zoiks. I’m glad I didn’t go to med school!
Doctors: (a) The number of doctors in the US is 700,000 (b) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000 (c) Accidental…
Yahoo! Layoffs Hit Flickr →
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NO!!!!!!
No one, it seems, under the Yahoo! umbrella was safe from the the company’s recent layoffs—not even the seemingly invincible Flickr. According to a number of…
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I had my soul wrapped in suicide and was walking around wearing death (from a...
– Geek2nurse, Twitter
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Whenever I hear a baby referred to as “a hard weaner,” I get...
– Twitter (@hotdogsladies)
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Girl loses virginity and tells her dad in a text... →
Shared by Megen This is one of those things that shouldn’t be funny, but is.
This has got to be the worst case of “friends turning on friends.” Lizzy, 18, accidentally wrote her dad a…
Hilarious Book
This book is so freaking funny that I laughed out loud all day yesterday (yes, it’s a 1-day read). Must-read for anyone with, er, body-image issues or a vagina.
Sit or Squat Provides GPS Directions to the... →
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Wow: I could USE this. Too bad it’s available only for major cities!
SitOrSquat is a web based index of public bathrooms. In addition to providing the basic map-mashup and…
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I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
– “The Devil Wears Prada”
Review - Freehands Gloves →
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Zoiks…even I’m not this dedicated.
Question — How ridiculous is this — spending at least $20 for a pair of gloves that allow you to expose your thumb and index finger so…
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Half-hour noodle bowl
I made this for dinner and it was VERY yummy. The point is to make one of those Asian noodle bowls that isn’t really soup but close to it (6-8 oz of noodles serves two really hungry people or three not-that-hungry people).
Boil water and add 6-8 oz of thin whole wheat spaghetti (or Asian noodles if you’re not a cheapskate like I am). Use as little water as you can get away with. Add a...
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Succinctness is next to Steveliness.
– Mac Weekly Review podcast