December 2008
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Dec 28th
Cat puked all over puffy chair/ottoman. Hubby: “You can have pets or nice furniture, but not both.” Truer words were never spoken.
Dec 28th
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The Answer is “Penwas” via Weird Nursing Tales by Tex on 12/28/08 The question: What do you call a penis after the patient violently yanks out their 18 french foley? Posted via email from notratched’s posterous | Comment »
Dec 28th
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How to make your own ringtones in iTunes →
WITHIN iTunes. Easier than using Garageband and dragging tracks in and out of iTunes.
Dec 28th
Feeling virtuous for gaining a mere 2 lbs from holiday gluttony.
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Dec 28th
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Chart farts →
Good medical humor. My favorite chart notation is “I follow him for his paranoia.”
Dec 28th
Ways to rock and be rocked by Twitter →
Excellent post on Twitter.
Dec 28th
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QoTD: "Tis better to be silent and be thought a...
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Dec 27th
Pit bull and dachsund
See. They’re both lap dogs. Posted via email from notratched’s posterous | Comment »
Dec 27th
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2bestrong: If you don't think one individual can... →
Dec 25th
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“Those are pistachio nuts? There must be a lot of pistachios walking around with...”
– My dad, r/t Christmas presents
Dec 25th
This adorable dog just killed a poor possum :(
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Dec 24th
mittense: An idealistic cynic must live in a... →
Dec 23rd
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GiggleMed: From a hospital chart: "Social History:... →
Dec 23rd
When your life is your deathbed →
Sad but true reminder of the “glamor” of alcoholism and drug abuse…
Dec 23rd
AppStore Draws the Line at Boobs
This is just discriminatory!     AppStore Draws the Line at Boobs via Cult of Mac by Lonnie Lazar on 12/23/08 57 Varieties of Fart-oriented applications are approval worthy in the eyes of the inscrutable AppStore gatekeepers. But iBoobs, a demo of which can be seen above, apparently violates a threshold of taste beyond which Apple is unwilling to go. It’s nice to know there is a standard one...
Dec 23rd
Finally...someone noticed!
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Dec 23rd
AccuWeather Launches iPhone App →
Shared by Megen This is a really cool app. AccuWeather.com has introduced a location-aware iPhone app that offers weather forecasts, alarms, and access to various health indices. Among…
Dec 22nd
Geek2Nurse: In my sleep-deprived state, I looked... →
Dec 22nd
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scottsimpson: Relationship Tip: when fighting,... →
Dec 21st
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Salad days
I’ve been lying around and reading a shitload of hilarious books (all chick lit of the offensive variety, eg, Chelsea Handler). This morning I took a really hot shower on account of it’s 3 degrees outside and this is the only way to become truly warm (screw the water shortage and the gallons of lotion I have to slather myself with to counteract the hot water) and then put my pajamas...
Dec 21st
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“The solution to any problem is to get a bigger problem.”
– Overheard
Dec 20th
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hotdogsladies: Lot of people say "Not a problem"... →
Dec 20th
How To: Re-Enable Jailbreak/Unlock for Mac OS X... →
Shared by Megen I had faith that a quick fix would be forthcoming. So you say you updated to the latest Mac OS X 10.5.6 and wanted to jailbreak or unlock. Well the update severely…
Dec 19th
Classy patient’s his history - “I had a stone in my prostrate, all the piss backed up to my kidneys, & I needed to have a Folio for months.”
Dec 19th
Best email of the week →
Shared by Megen Zoiks. I’m glad I didn’t go to med school! Doctors: (a) The number of doctors in the US is 700,000 (b) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000 (c) Accidental…
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Yahoo! Layoffs Hit Flickr →
Shared by Megen NO!!!!!! No one, it seems, under the Yahoo! umbrella was safe from the the company’s recent layoffs—not even the seemingly invincible Flickr. According to a number of…
Dec 12th
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“I had my soul wrapped in suicide and was walking around wearing death (from a...”
– Geek2nurse, Twitter
Dec 12th
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“Whenever I hear a baby referred to as “a hard weaner,” I get...”
– Twitter (@hotdogsladies)
Dec 9th
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Girl loses virginity and tells her dad in a text... →
Shared by Megen This is one of those things that shouldn’t be funny, but is. This has got to be the worst case of “friends turning on friends.” Lizzy, 18, accidentally wrote her dad a…
Dec 8th
Hilarious Book
This book is so freaking funny that I laughed out loud all day yesterday (yes, it’s a 1-day read). Must-read for anyone with, er, body-image issues or a vagina.
Dec 8th
Dec 7th
Sit or Squat Provides GPS Directions to the... →
Shared by Megen Wow: I could USE this. Too bad it’s available only for major cities! SitOrSquat is a web based index of public bathrooms. In addition to providing the basic map-mashup and…
Dec 7th
Dec 6th
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“I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”
– “The Devil Wears Prada”
Dec 5th
Review - Freehands Gloves →
Shared by Megen Zoiks…even I’m not this dedicated. Question — How ridiculous is this — spending at least $20 for a pair of gloves that allow you to expose your thumb and index finger so…
Dec 4th
ListenIn honor of today, I present my “test-taking...
Dec 4th
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Half-hour noodle bowl
I made this for dinner and it was VERY yummy. The point is to make one of those Asian noodle bowls that isn’t really soup but close to it (6-8 oz of noodles serves two really hungry people or three not-that-hungry people). Boil water and add 6-8 oz of thin whole wheat spaghetti (or Asian noodles if you’re not a cheapskate like I am). Use as little water as you can get away with. Add a...
Dec 3rd
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“Succinctness is next to Steveliness.”
– Mac Weekly Review podcast
Dec 2nd