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BF: You should see the bathroom now that I've got it all redone.
BF: It's all nice and shiny and has fresh caulk.
BF: CAULK. With an "l."
Me: Haw haw haw.
BF: Seriously. I even cleaned up all the hair.
Me: HAW HAW HAW.
BF: Never mind.
Here’s an experiment. Take a lightbulb and hold it next to the socket. If...– Overheard
Mophie Workbook Is Like A Trapper Keeper For Your... →
OMG. We can travel back to the 80s and have TRAPPER KEEPERS.
Called AT&T to cancel my ex-husband's line...
Rep: OK, so I have you back to an individual account. Your rollover minutes will all be gone. Is that OK?
Me: No, that's stupid.
Rep: OK, and also, your upgrade eligibility may be extended for as long as 3 months. Is that OK?
Me: No! That makes no sense!
Rep: Well, it just MAY be. Um...you just got an iPhone 4, so it shouldn't make any difference.
Me: I got it in July. But your point is invalid anyway. In what universe should this affect my eligibility?
Rep: Well, it just MAY be.
Me: So in exchange for spending a crapton of money with your company, you're taking away my rollover minutes and making it longer until I can get a new phone?
Rep: Um, I hope you're really satisfied with our service today...