December 2010
OK Tumblr, you’ve had too much downtime and too many errors. I’ll be going back to Posterous. Find me at http://notratched.posterous.com
Dec 14th
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“This is apparently to serve as a warning about progressives, but the wide stance...”
– This is the funniest thing I’ve read in days. 
Dec 13th
Is Tumblr on meth? I reblogged a photo and it posted it 14 times. To Tumblr and Facebook. That’s 28 times (I’m saving you guys the math, here). WTF. I didn’t like it THAT much. Tumblr, get your head out of your bum. 
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“My upstairs neighbors have heels and they know how to walk on them. I know how...”
– Clearly this tweeter and I share similar living situations. My neighbors upstairs engage in anvil-throwing year-round, but with the approach of winter, the boot-and-heel stomp has rounded off the cacophany. And the guy WONDERS why I randomly tell him he’s a dick when we cross paths. Yeah,...
Dec 12th
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“Police are searching for a black Toyota Scion involved in an armed robbery about...”
– Wow. Racial profiling for cars? I wonder what the Scion armed itself with.  Twitter / @LJWorld
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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“Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.”
– Akismet spam. I’m starting to read my Wordpress spam files for amusement. They rarely disappoint. 
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Why I can't function in normal society
Lab tech 1: What up, ho?
Lab tech 2: Bitch.
Lab tech 1: Four eyes.
Me: Fuck off.
[fist bumps, guffaws all around]
Dec 10th
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Why I can't function in normal society
Lab tech 1: What up, ho?
Lab tech 2: Bitch.
Lab tech 1: Four eyes.
Me: Fuck off.
[fist bumps, guffaws all around]
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First thought after achieving Inbox Zero
atsween: “Maybe nobody likes me.”
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
“While you might feel like you’ve gotten used to seeing errors on Tumblr...”
– Did a moron write this? I “feel like” this because the whole damn site is down 90% of the time lately. Also, it’s absolutely unacceptable to Tumblr’s USERS, not just to Tumblr. Seriously.  Downtime | Tumblr Staff
Dec 9th
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Maybe the number of people who don't like me is...
Dec 9th
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“I’m such a light sleeper that anyone with a pair of cymbals can wake me...”
– My dad
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“A flight was diverted to Pittsburgh after a little old lady’s dog escaped...”
– Dog on a plane - Boing Boing
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“Overheard at grocery: “Paper or plastic, sir?” “Doesn’t...”
– Twitter / @David Pogue
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“I’m betweening them.”
– Emerson, aged 2.5, when asked why she was hacking her apricot halves into smaller pieces with a spoon (via pantalonasenfuego)
Dec 2nd
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Christmas carols for the mentally ill (oldie but...
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia — I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and … Paranoid...
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