“This is apparently to serve as a warning about progressives, but the wide stance adopted suddenly by his hitherto non-dildonic website only validates their supernatural powers. One can only hope his readers (weaned perhaps on the more normative smut creepily objectified as ‘totty’ on what Blogger lists as his other website) have insurance adequate to cover any non-Euclidean anal fistulae that his next product recommendation inflicts.”—This is the funniest thing I’ve read in days.
Is Tumblr on meth? I reblogged a photo and it posted it 14 times. To Tumblr and Facebook. That’s 28 times (I’m saving you guys the math, here). WTF. I didn’t like it THAT much. Tumblr, get your head out of your bum.
“My upstairs neighbors have heels and they know how to walk on them. I know how to pick locks and kill.”—Clearly this tweeter and I share similar living situations. My neighbors upstairs engage in anvil-throwing year-round, but with the approach of winter, the boot-and-heel stomp has rounded off the cacophany. And the guy WONDERS why I randomly tell him he’s a dick when we cross paths. Yeah, I’m a peach when you mess with my sleep.
“While you might feel like you’ve gotten used to seeing errors on Tumblr recently, know that this is absolutely unacceptable to our team, and unacceptable for a platform determined to be the best place in the world for your creative expression.”—
Did a moron write this? I “feel like” this because the whole damn site is down 90% of the time lately. Also, it’s absolutely unacceptable to Tumblr’s USERS, not just to Tumblr. Seriously.
“A flight was diverted to Pittsburgh after a little old lady’s dog escaped its box and went on a yapping rampage. She was allowed to board another flight but may be charged with terrierism. [The Star]”—Dog on a plane - Boing Boing