May 2010
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Friends are just strangers you haven't alienated...
(via brettkelly)
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On observational skills, e-mail and
Matt [looking at e-mail on phone]: HEY. Look! The 4G iPhone is coming in June!
Me: I sent you that e-mail.
Matt [peering at e-mail]: Oh.
April 2010
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“Um he was drunk? And somehow went down the stairs incorrectly?”
– Coworker
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qStatus for iPhone | BestMacs →
My latest review for bestmacs.com
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“I looked on my new girlfriend’s Facebook page, and she’s got all...”
– OH at hair salon from dude who has misplaced ideas about his own intelligence and adequacy
“I respect nurses A LOT. I learned early on that they’re key to being a...”
– Doctor Grumpy in the House: Nurses… (I love Dr Grumpy ALL the time, but this post earned him a particularly warm place in my heart)
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“I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled &...”
– Twitter / Miss Creant: I think Sarah Jessica Park …
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“I’m totally going to buy Velcro to stick this solar iPhone charger to my...”
– Matthew, in a moment of enviable and impressive geekiness
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“Dr. Grumpy: “What time was your seizure last night?” Mrs. Etoh:...”
– Doctor Grumpy in the House: Fail!
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