“I looked on my new girlfriend’s Facebook page, and she’s got all this alternative music stuff going on. I kind of look at alternative music like a secret prejudiced person. Like if you don’t like black people but you won’t admit it? So I don’t think it’s going to go anywhere. I mean I just can’t be in to someone who likes alternative music, you know? [I am strangled with laughter]”—OH at hair salon from dude who has misplaced ideas about his own intelligence and adequacy
“I respect nurses A LOT. I learned early on that they’re key to being a good doctor. You piss off the nursing staff, and you’ll have a miserable career at that hospital. Respect and treat them well, and you’ll never regret it. They’re as important to being a good doctor as your medical degree. Maybe more.”—Doctor Grumpy in the House: Nurses… (I love Dr Grumpy ALL the time, but this post earned him a particularly warm place in my heart)
“Dr. Grumpy: “What time was your seizure last night?” Mrs. Etoh: “Around 10:00, as we were leaving the bar.” Dr. Grumpy: “I thought you’d stopped drinking?” Mrs. Etoh: “I did, but last night we had a round after our AA meeting.”—Doctor Grumpy in the House: Fail!