June 2010
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“When you’re starting an EJ you don’t use a tourniquet.”
– @MLewisRN having an obvious moment
May 28th
May 28th
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Of metaphors, loose
Coworker: I'm waiting for the other foot to fall down.
Me: You mean for the other shoe to drop?
Coworker: Whatever.
May 28th
May 28th
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May 28th
Apple is SERIOUSLY big brother
Are you serious? I moved across town recently. Like, 3 miles. I just bought an app from my phone, and my iPhone forced me to log into my App Store account and update my billing information since the zip code of where I was did not match my billing zip code. REALLY? So I can’t buy apps if I’m on vacation? WTF is this crap, Apple?
May 27th
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May 27th
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How to get the stupid Facebook "Like" button to...
I don’t even like Facebook that much, but it pissed me off that I couldn’t get the new “Like” buttons to work on Tumblr, so I just wasted a few hours of my life trying to get it to work. Now I will share my wisdom to help others avoid this headdesk-invoking waste of time. (This post assumes you are using a customized theme and have no issues with potentially jacking up your...
May 26th
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WatchWatch
I’m not sure I want to know what she’s chasing.
May 26th
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“Pantyhose stuffed with hair soaks up the oil spill.”
– Coffeeshop (taking a page from @jgamet’s book and eavesdropping)
May 26th
Tumblr discovery →
I’m really loving this Tumblelog. Or whatever you call them. Check it out.
May 26th
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May 24th
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My patients are not moldy
CNA: That patient was really molding.
Me: Molding?
CNA [sighing at my stupidity]: She had purple blotches. Like people get when they're dying.
Me: Oh. Yes. MOTTLING.
CNA: Um.
May 24th
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“You’re so cute when you sleep, with your hair all sticking up [demo with...”
– @MLewisRN (just stared at him for a minute and then LOLed)
May 19th
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“You’ll have to face it, the endings are the same however you slice it....”
– Margaret Atwood, “Happy Endings” (deliciously gloomy metafiction du jour)
May 18th
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May 17th
E-mail beginnings that irritate me
I know you said you don’t accept guest blog solicitations, but… Hi, I’d like to submit a guest post for your blog. I know your sidebar says you don’t accept those, but… I didn’t hear back from you about my proposed guest blog post… I put your blog on my blogroll. Can you put my [obscure] blog [that has nothing to do with the stuff on my blog] on...
May 17th
May 17th