November 2011
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“If you don’t have anything nice to say, then I will probably end up dating...”
– Twitter / @matt_koff
Running kid
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I'm hot (neighbor story)
\Him: You know the water heater problem I had yesterday, when I joked I just needed you to come in and heat things up?
Me: Yep.
Him: Well, you just walking BY fixed it. I had hot water in an hour!
Me: Well, next time you don't call a plumber, you call me.
Him: I tol' you you were hot!
At least old men who smoke in their undershirts when it's 20 degrees think I'm hawt. How bad can life be. Argh.
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Stupid ex-husband story
I e-mailed my ex-husband at LEAST a week before Thanksgiving to say “I need my bundt cake pan.” I needed it to make a cake FOR THANKSGIVING. Never heard back from him. Until today, when he e-mailed me to say he left it on a mutual friend’s porch. Did he tell them why he was leaving random bakeware on their porch? No. Did he do this BEFORE Thanksgiving? No, he e-mailed me about it...
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Maybe my worst peeve EVER
Me [to, usually, customer support]: This thing isn't working.
Person: Hrm. Well, it SHOULD work.
Me: RIGHT. If it fucking worked, I wouldn't be calling customer support, would I?
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That's What Rhe Said!: Throwing my hat in. →
heyrhe:
Seems like everyone has written a post about the new privacy blog thing and I am about to throw in my opinion.
Who ever wants to view your blog will find a way.
It doesn’t matter if you are hiding from a certain someone, from your spouse, your mother or your boss.
Eventually they will find a…
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On meeting at coffee shop. I was wearing capris.
J9: Why aren't you wearing pants?
Me: I forgot it was November.
J9: Yeah that sneaks up on a girl once a year or so.
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“They didn’t release you because you’re better. They just gave up.”
– Girl, Interrupted
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