December 2011
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“If you crossed a dachshund and a min-pin you’d have a weenie-pincher.”
– Overheard
Dec 31st
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Holidays saddest time in ERs. Lonesome, depressed persons appear. Suicide attempts. Overdoses. Alcoholics. And those are just the employees. — B Ruderman PharmD(@BrianRuderman) December 30, 2011
Dec 30th
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Neighbor post
My neighbor who always comes out and talks to me when I have the dog out came out with a Christmas card. He said, “there’s nothing on the front because…of the pornography inside. No, just kidding.” But I’m still afraid to open it. Why can’t I ever live anywhere surrounded by normal people?
Dec 25th
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I don’t really “wrap” presents. I just kind of smother them with paper and tape until they stop resisting. — Joe Shockley (@drdarvocet) December 25, 2011
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Not charging my mom for 10 years of therapy is her gift every year. — PolyesterPony (@PolyesterPony) December 24, 2011
Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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Two churches located across the street from each...
tithenai: wizasaur: -prettyprettyplease: ultraball: paranoidrobot: …Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals? ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.  WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN. I LOVE THIS.
Dec 20th
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“There is an immediate atmosphere created that discourages fruitful conversation.”
– My dad, engaging in the family art of amusing euphemism, on what happens when he tries to discuss alternative cancer treatments
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. — Thee Buddha (@TheeBuddha) December 14, 2011
Dec 14th
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“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some...”
– Sam Ewing
Dec 11th
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“They said when the collider goes on Soon they’d see that elusive boson...”
– A limerick for the Higgs boson - Boing Boing — Shelly Glashow, Boston University. Nobel prize in physics, 1979  From a collection of physicists’ statements on the Higgs boson in The Guardian. (Via Ed Yong)
Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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“Body modification has been practiced longer than Christianity. I don’t believe...”
– Jared Karnes, Onetribe founder (via modificationinspiration)
Dec 7th
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“How can you go wrong with a Frankie Yankovik polka?”
– My dad, over breakfast, apparently serious
Dec 7th
Dec 6th
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Why I love my friends, part X
J9: Tomorrow's your birthday? I'll take you to dinner. My treat.
Me: Awesome.
J9: You have to put out, though, if I'm paying. That's how I roll.
Me: Can it be metaphorical?
J9: We should start a blog with these conversations.
Me: I have blogs all over the place.
J9: I mean one just for conversations with your evil twin.
Me: Like I said.
Dec 6th
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Dec 3rd
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“This book infuriated me; but that is not a defect in it, because it is supposed...”
– The fine art of the scathing insult - Boing Boing // This is awesome. 
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
“Sometimes in life, you find a special friend. Someone who changes your life just...”
– Unknown  (via cosive) Y
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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