I hate that feeling when you randomly feel...
Life is all about ass. You’re either covering it, kicking it, kissing it,...
Ha ha this is a good response
Girl: Oh hey, so you're bisexual?
Girl: Do you have a crush on me then?
Me: Oh hey, so you're straight?
Me: Do you have a crush on every guy you meet?
Girl at my old school upon finding out I was bisexual. Made me feel like there was no hope left for humanity.