January 2012
Work conversations
Me: She hit me in the face!
Coworker: I did not! I slapped her!
Coworker 2: Oh. Well, what's the problem?
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“The nonmonotonic relationship between the number of nodes retrieved in stage II...”
– Fave manuscript sentence du jour
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Overheard workplace conversations
Cop: Cool notebook. Where'd you get it?
Cop: It came free with my taser holster.
Cop: Cool.
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“Person 1: I’d rather have a job than get laid.
Person 2: Not me. I can...”
– They put some thought into this…
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“Since you’ve already stuck that in my nipple, I’ll keep it as a...”
– Me, after my piercer put a too-short bar in that was the size I wear in my tongue. The things you SAY when you enter the body-piercing arena…
luckyshirt: 21 Reasons Why The English Language... →
luckyshirt:
by Sheetr
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the…
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An exchange about same sex marriage
Elisabeth Sandlund, editor of the Swedish Christian newspaper ‘Dagen’: I cannot find a single word in the Bible, supporting the idea of same sex marriage.
K G Hammar, former Arch Bishop of the Church of Sweden, the largest Lutheran church in the world: True, but at the same time you will find hundreds of passages supporting the idea that women shouldn't express their opinions in public, so if I were you, I'd use quotes from the Bible far more cautiously.
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“I like working with flowers. They’re beautiful, they smell nice, and when...”
– Ghost Whisperer
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