Never let a nudist show you where he puts his keys. — Jay Such (@TheSomeGuyShow) February 26, 2012
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Love the vintage look.
When you’ve walked a mile in my shoes I’ll be like, “Hey, get the fuck out of my shoes!” — Peter Bainbridge (@Mothpete) February 20, 2012
Grammar. The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.– Twitter / @sickipediabot: Grammar. The difference …
When you burst out crying alone in your room, and...
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.– Groucho Marx (via ridingtohellinahandbasket)