"Witness, please, this truly remarkable cop-cam performance by Mr. Robert Wilkinson, a Canadian gentleman. In an attempt to convince a police officer that he was not inebriated, Mr. Wilkinson did what any sober person would do: belt out a complete a cappella rendition of Queen’s "Bohemian Rhapsody" (okay, so he briefly used the windows as drums, but it was quick) in the squad car."
“Me: This thing is borked.
Gf: That makes no sense.
Me: I know. Otherwise I wouldn’t have mentioned it. It would be odd for me to randomly say hey, everything is still working great.”—Why I’m hard to live with