April 2012
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Doctor Grumpy in the House: North American Idol →
“Witness, please, this truly remarkable cop-cam performance by Mr. Robert Wilkinson, a Canadian gentleman. In an attempt to convince a police officer that he was not inebriated, Mr. Wilkinson did what any sober person would do: belt out a complete a cappella rendition of Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” (okay, so he briefly used the windows as drums, but it was quick) in the...
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“The only complaint I have about The Hunger Games movie is that at no time did...”
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“Me: This thing is borked.
Gf: That makes no sense.
Me: I know. Otherwise I...”
– Why I’m hard to live with
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“Neon is odorless, colorless, and, depending on the sign, probably tasteless.”
– Twitter
“Dear employers, if your employees will give up their Facebook pword for a job,...”
– Twitter
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thefans4ever asked: Been reading your blog and you are awesome! I was wondering if you try to separate your online life with your professional life.
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gavindredg: I just saw a sign that made me want to... →
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Dear Dr. Smith: Thank you for this interesting referral. I’ve diagnosed your patient as being an asshole.
— Doctor Grumpy (@docgrumpy) March 15, 2012
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